Sunday, February 18, 2007

Holy Harryhausen!

Rex Libris #7
by James Turner



I've been meaning to talk about this book for quite some time. It's by the author of Nil: A Land Beyond Belief, which is a strange, satirical look at a weird dystopian future. It's hard to even describe. But anyway, Rex Libris is about an immortal hard-boiled librarian who works at the Middleton Public Library, a transdimensional collection of books run the the Egyptian god Thoth. The library is situated at an intersection of ley lines, so it's full of telluric energy, allowing lots of magical stuff to happen, like characters from books springing to life. Much of the first five issues of the series (which I might look at sometime) consisted of Rex's quest to get a copy of Newton's Principia Mathematica from an evil space tyrant who refused to return it. Very enjoyable. The writing is very funny, with Rex constantly spouting expository facts about whatever he's doing or about the threat he's facing. The art is quite interesting as well; it appears that writer/artist James Turner produces the entire thing on a computer. I'll give some samples so you can see what I mean.

So, this issue continues where #6 left off: Rex has entered a book called El Compendio Ilustrado De La Morfologia Del Monstruo Del Paleozoico Al Cenozoico Del Cryptozoologisto Internacionalmente Aclamado Juan E. Strozzi El Loco. It's a sort of encyclopedia of monsters, and it sucked a patron into its pages, so he has to rescue her. But some sort of buildup of telluric energy has caused the "page barriers" to break down, so all the monsters are running wild throughout the book. So he has to rescue the patron and fix the problem with the book before it breaks down and lets all the monsters out into the library.



It's a very enjoyable read, and really dense. Turner fills the pages with lots of dialogue, most of which is spoken aloud by Rex to nobody in particular in true Stan Lee fashion.



And there's some goofy fourth-wall breaking stuff too. At one point, Rex decides to take a break from the fight to have a conversation with his (fictional) editor, B. Barry Horst. He's done this before in previous issues; they usually argue over whether what's shown is really what's happened, and Barry usually tries to get Rex to add naked women to the story so it will sell better. But this time, Barry's office is empty, leading Rex to remember another story that suffered from the non-presence of an editor. Sure enough, we flash back to the previous story, in which Rex and a sherpa compare monster-hunting stories while stranded in a tent on a mountain in Tibet, where they are searching for the Yeti. We spend a couple pages while they talk before getting back to the story. That's the kind of humor Turner specializes in.

So, it's a really fun book. It doesn't come out too often, but hopefully a collection will come out sometime. In the meantime, watch out for spiky crab creatures!

Time for a rant!

So, I was reading the latest issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM), when I came across this tidbit in the "Worst" section of their awards for 2006:



Wow. Do I really need a graphic rape joke when reading about video games? I rarely think rape jokes are funny, but throwing them into a comment about Madden is ridiculous. I mean, I can sort of understand if you're talking about an adult game like Grand Theft Auto, but this is a year-end wrap up, and you're talking about a football game! Ugh. This is the kind of thing that comics fans complain about all the time, with Wizard, and video game fans have to deal with the same thing. I'm glad I got a year's subscription to EGM for free (so I wouldn't be paying for this shit), but this is offensive enough that it makes me want to cancel. The thing is, I was hopeful that it would be pretty good. I used to read a magazine called GMR (that's "gamer" without the vowels), and it was really good, with smart, funny commentary and good reviews. It seemed like it was aimed at adults rather than teenagers. Sure enough, that magazine got cancelled (I think it had to do with the merger between the GameStop and EB Games stores; it's a long story). The easiest alternative was Game Informer, which you had to subscribe to for the discount program at Gamestop; I got that one for a while, and it was awful. "Too cool for school" writing; with the writers insulting the readers often; lots of lame, juvenile jokes; and just plain poor articles and reviews. I never renewed that subscription. Now, I ended up getting this EGM subscription, and I was hoping it would be better. I generally like the writing at 1up.com, the online component of EGM (along with a few other game-oriented magazines), but the print version is nearly as bad as Game Informer. Again, lots of stupid jokes about farts and boobs, and some stupid looks at gaming "culture". I do enjoy previews of upcoming games, and the review section is decent. But the thing is full of the kind of crap in the example above, and I'm sick of it. More of this, and I'll cancel my (free) subscription. Take that, EGM!
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End rant. Switch back to regular blogging mode...now.

XX: The Last Woman?

One quick review:

Y: The Last Man #54
Written by Brian K. Vaughan
Art by Goran Sudzuka



First, I wanted to say I love that cover. It's a bit zanier and more cartoony than the usual Y covers, but it's a good representation of the contents, showing the crazy world of Hollywood (with a touch of celebrity caricature art style). Plus, there's a monkey, which is always a good element to a Y cover, and an emphasis on the letter "Y", with the "Y" in the "Hollywood" sign burning. Cool.

The story's pretty enjoyable as well. It's got something I enjoy about the series: stories where Vaughan takes a break from the main characters and catches up with somebody that the gang has met during their travels. Last issue was another one, showing us the model/garbage girl from the first storyline as she dealt with the funeral of Yorick's mom. I don't know if we'll get any more of these stories before the series ends, but if we did, it might be interesting to see what's up with the Arizona militia, the Australian navy, the prisoners in Indiana (or wherever they were; I can't recall), or the news photographer in Australia.

Anyway, this issue is about the remaining members of the Fish and Bicycle theater troupe, whom we last saw around issue #19 putting on a play about a fictional (as far as they knew) last man on earth. They've graduated to Hollywood, making feminine action movies about fighting Amazons for leftover sperm, but all their actresses are getting discouraged and quitting. They do more of the usual philosophical arguing (which I always enjoy), get robbed by a gang of teenage girls, then discover a new medium for their artistic talents: comic books!

All in all, a good issue, but it will be nice to get back to the main characters next issue, which I think kicks off the final storyline of the book. Can't wait!
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More reviews tonight, hopefully, after I get home where I can use my scanner. Stay tuned!

These people are not quite right in the head



Psychonauts update:

Check out that cool banner I found. Now I have a logo for my Psychonauts reviews. Of course, I think I'm getting pretty close to the end of the game, so I'll probably only get to use it once or twice more.

So, I played a few more "levels", but before I get to those, I want to show off a few pictures I found around the 'net of stuff I talked about in my first couple reviews.

Here's a shot of the "blueprint tank" that you fight when you discover the evil scheme:



Here's a good shot of Raz terrorizing the denizens of Lungfishopolis:



And here's Raz fighting the critic in the elderly actress's mind:



I love the way he shoots critical words at you.

The next level I played (or, I should say, the next mind I invaded) was that of Fred Bonaparte, a descendant of Napoleon's who kept losing and giving up (when playing games, I guess). So the genetic memory of his diminutive ancestor awoke in his mind and began to struggle for control. When you enter his mind, you see that Fred and Napoleon are locked in struggle, playing a war game, with Napoleon trying to teach Fred to persevere and not give up. So, of course, you have to help Fred win, by jumping into the board and manipulating the pieces (which are alive).





It's a lot of fun, and a great level design. You shrink down to the size shown in those pictures, where you can stomp around and move things, but then you have to recruit troops, so you shrink down again to the size where you can enter the buildings and talk to people. It's also very funny, with the people all sure they're going to die with Fred in charge. Good times.

The next brain to enter was that of Edgar, a Mexican artist obsessed with bullfights. In his mind, he's trying to build a house of cards to reach the image of his lost lady love.



It's a really cool-looking level, with everything seemingly made out of velvet and glowing like it's under a black light. You have to explore his mind and find the four queens for him to use to build his structure. There's also a giant pink bull rampaging throughout his mind, so you have to avoid it, or it will pick you up and throw you in some random mental location.



To get each of the cards, you end up fighting an animal-themed luchadore (and exchanging some funny dialogue with them).



I love the way Raz's costume changes to look more like a matador's outfit in this level. As you explore, you come across several art dealers in the form of dogs, which I guess Edgar drew playing cards in one of his paintings. Talking to them, you learn that all this bullfight stuff is a fantasy that Edgar concocted to get over a teenage trauma; he was on the wrestling team in high school, but when his girlfriend dumped him, he ended up losing the big match, and was disgraced. His mind turned this into a story about a matador stealing his lady love. Eventually, you end up fighting Edgar in the form of the bull, then having to defend the bull from the matador, showing Edgar that these people were silly teenagers and have no power over him.



It's really a pretty good bit of storytelling for a game, and it emerges through gameplay, rather than just being told in a cut scene.

I think I'm getting pretty close to the end. Next, I have to go face the evil scientist who is running the asylum. I'll keep you posted!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Image has images to solicit, and I'm running out of "Image" puns

Image's solicitations came out today, but before I look at them, I wanted to point this out:



Awesome! I love Action Philosophers, so I'm stoked to get the new issue. According to the article on CBR where I found this (where you can also read "You're a Good Man, John Stuart Mill" for free), it comes out later in February (so, either next week or the week after, I guess). Unfortunately, it's the second-to-last issue. Bummer! It was fun while it lasted.
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So on to solicitations from

Image Comics:



Pirates of Coney Island #8 (of 8) - Ah, the excellent series comes to a close. Love those covers. I hope this sells well enough to warrant a sequel, or at least another project from Spears and Lolos.



Rob Zombie Presents: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto TPB - Apparently this is a tie-in to an animated movie that Zombie is doing. It has art from guys like Kieron Dwyer, Tony Moore, and Tommy Lee Edwards, among others, so it might be worth looking at.



Tellos Colossal HC - A huge hardcover collection of this all-ages fantasy series, which I've never read. Is it any good? I love Mike Wieringo's art, but I'm not exactly a fan of writer Todd Dezago.



Texas Strangers #3 - Two ranger/stranger puns on the same cover? Huh. I hope this series is good; the first issue comes out next month.



Ward of the State #1 (of 3) - A story about a foster mother that trains her foster kids to be assassins. Might be interesting. Creepy cover. I know nothing about the creators. That's all I have to say.



Gutsville #1 (of 6) - Wow, this looks weird. Here, I'll just copy the solicitation text: "GUTSVILLE is a town living in the belly of the beast, literally. 150 years after the ocean liner HMS Daphne was swallowed at sea, its passengers’ descendents cling to life in Gutsville. All is not well among the slippery streets… As revolutionaries, sadistic priests and frothing psychos clash in the psychedelic innards of an impossible creature, it’s left to one scared RatCatcher to consider escape…" I'll definitely check it out, mostly due to Frazier Irving's presence on art.



Intersections - This is sort of a two-person, correspondence-based art book, I guess. Sean Phillips and Duncan Fegredo mailed a sketchbook back and forth, filling it with art. Sounds interesting.



Madman Atomic Comics #2 - And the highlight of any Image solicitations, for a while at least. I can't wait for this series to start. Go Mike Allred!

Godland #19 is listed, but the picture isn't showing. I'll update when I see it.
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Cool stuff coming in May. Hopefully I'll be back later today with some reviews of new comics. See you then!

Lots to watch

Hey, it's time for another

Tivo Alert:

HBO Comedy, Sunday 2/18, 5:00 pm CST: Melvin and Howard, directed by Jonathan Demme. I've never seen any of Demme's earlier movies (pre-Silence of the Lambs), but I always hear that's his best stuff. I'll have to watch this one and see.

TCM, Monday 2/19, 8:00 am EST: Bell, Book, and Candle, directed by Richard Quine. A witch puts a love spell on a publisher. Stars James Stewart, Kim Novak, and Jack Lemmon. I've never even heard of this one, but it sounds interesting.

HBO Signature, Monday 2/19, 11:30 am and 11:00 pm CST: Great Expectations, directed by Alfonso Cuaron. I've heard mixed reviews of this movie, but Cuaron has directed some really good movies, so I might consider checking it out.

TCM, Tuesday 2/20, 4:15 am EST: Pennies From Heaven, directed by Herbert Ross. A musical starring Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters. And Christopher Walken! I've heard this is good; now's my chance to find out.

IFC, Tuesday 2/20, 8:00 pm CST and Wednesday 2/21, 2:30 am CST: The Magdalene Sisters. I heard this was good when it came out a year or two ago. Lots of stuff to watch this week, so I might or might not check it out.

HBO Signature, Tuesday 2/20, 11:55 pm CST: Tape, directed by Richard Linklater. I've been wanting to see this one since it came out, but I never had a chance. Now I can!

HBO Signature, Wednesday 2/21, 10:00 am CST: Mo' Better Blues, directed by Spike Lee. One of the Spike Lee movies I haven't seen. I've heard it's really good, with Denzel Washington as a blues musician. Cool.

TCM, Wednesday 2/21, 9:30 pm EST: That Touch of Mink, directed by Delbert Mann. Cary Grant and Doris Day. I haven't seen enough of this type of movie, so I might try to catch this one.

TCM, Thursday, 2/22, 10:45 am EST: Gold Diggers of 1935, directed by Busby Berkeley. I think this is one of the infamous pre-code movies that were extra racy. Busby Berkeley is awesome; I definitely have to check this one out.

TCM, Thursday, 2/22, 12:30 pm EST: Gold Diggers of 1937, directed by Lloyd Bacon. Hmm, this appears to be a follow-up/sequel. Don't know if I'll watch this one.

TCM, Friday 2/23, 10:30 am EST: It Happened One Night, directed by Frank Capra. I've always heard this is a great movie. Now's my chance to find out if it's true.

TCM, Friday, 2/23, 12:30 pm EST: You Can't Take It With You, directed by Frank Capra. Another Capra movie that I haven't seen. I can always watch Jimmy Stewart, especially in stuff like this.

TCM, Friday, 2/23, 11:00 pm EST: An American in Paris, directed by Vincente Minnelli. I've seen a few minutes of this, but that's all. It's supposed to be good, and I wouldn't mind watching more Gene Kelly musicals.

IFC, Friday 2/23, 11:00 pm CST and Saturday 2/24, 2:00 am CST: Karate Bull Fighter. More Sonny Chiba animal battles! I think this one is actually the first in the series, but it probably doesn't matter. I hope they follow up and show Karate For Life soon.

HBO Signature, Saturday 2/24, 3:40 am CST: What's Up, Doc?, directed by Peter Bogdanovich. Classic 70's movie. I might watch it.

TCM, Saturday, 2/24, 4:45 am EST: The Lost Weekend, directed by Billy Wilder. I also need to watch more Billy Wilder movies.

IFC, Saturday 2/24, 7:00 am CST: Samurai Rebellion, directed by Masaki Kobayashi. Toshiro Mifune! That's all I need to hear.

TCM, Saturday, 2/24, 6:30 am EST: On The Waterfront, directed by Elia Kazan. Another classic that I've never seen. Gotta catch up!

TCM, Saturday, 2/24, 1:00 pm EST: The Bridge on the River Kwai, directed by David Lean. Yet another classic that I need to see. I've actually seen parts of this, but never the whole thing. Alec Guiness!

TCM, Saturday, 2/24, 4:00 pm EST: Lawrence of Arabia, directed by David Lean. My shame continues. If I'm going to watch this one, I should do it on my big TV rather than Tivo it.

HBO Signature, Saturday 2/24, 5:45 pm CST: The Producers, directed by Susan Stroman. The recent movie adaptation of the stage musical. My wife wants to see this, so we'll probably watch it together.
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Wow, that's a lot of stuff. I really doubt I'll watch anything close to all of it. By the way, I expect to do this on Fridays or Saturdays, so watch for them if you're interested. Here's a question: I've been pointing out stuff that interests me, but would anyone be interested in me recommending stuff? I do see movies that I really liked on the schedule, but I don't mention them because I've already seen them. What does everybody (anybody?) think?

The previous one sure didn't last long...

My current favorite comics panel:



From today's Penny Arcade. I think what I like about it is that it's a good demonstration of Tycho's and Gabe's odd sense of humor; the "punch line" is that the robot is wearing a shirt. It's a good bit of visual humor, and it really cracked me up.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I smell a new feature!

Actually, I don't know if this is really a feature or just a tic. Anyway, I will hopefully be regularly posting my

Current favorite comics panel:

Actually, this is going to spoil Nextwave #12, so I'm going to add some "spoiler space":


Wow



This



is



lame



sorry



everybody



Okay, here it is. Actually, I couldn't decide between two panels, so I'll call it a tie. Presenting...the villains of Nextwave:





I love that little shock of hair on Baby M.O.D.O.K. And Devil Dinosaur is hilarious, with his short arms. That's an old joke (by a few million years), but a good one.
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By the way, if someone could teach me how to put this kind of content behind a "jump", so to speak, rather than the silly spoiler space, I would greatly appreciate it.